Cloud Nova

The following is on cloud nova, not real life me me:

Hello, I am Cloud Nova, I come from the kingdom of haven, which is at the center of an eternal hurricane several thousand miles away from any land. I don't know much about it, as i was very young when my family left, my father was a salespony who sold different potions, and was intrigued by the potions of the zebra tribes. We traveled for a good 3 years selling potions, until my father was arrested for dealing a poisonous one, which was meant to dull the pain when taken in small doses. It did do this, but if you take too much at one time, the nightshade in it will kill you in under a few hours. He was sentenced to death, my mother, in her grief, hung herself, I was then taken into the foster system, where i went from family to family, none wanting me no matter how well behaved i was. After a good 6 years i found a good home, the couple were really nice, then one night the stallion commit murder-suicide with his wife, leaving me alone again. After that, I ran. I ran as far as i could from where that happened, which was Cloudsdale, where i graduated flight school at a somewhat decent rank compared to the other ponies, but i did see those who failed get loaded into a truck and brought off somewhere... i wonder what happened to them... Meh, I guess it doesn't really matter. Anyway, ever sense then i have been a flight tutor in cloudsdale, which makes a surprising amount of bits. I built myself a cloud house, and have lived there to this day. I am somewhat antisocial and a bit to the point with what i'm saying. I'm also have quite a few fears, including a nearly crippling fear of anything larger than my own body, a fear of anything smaller than either of my back legs, claustrophobia, and arachnophobia.

This is on the real me, not Cloud Nova:

Ok, Real life name is Richard, but i prefer Lumos personally, it sounds epic! The fears i posted in the above paragraph i only have 3 of, in other words, i dont have arachnophobia. I will eat nearly anything that is edible for humans that isn't meat (Vegatarian Rofl). I personally have a huge sweet-tooth, and love pie. My life is a large juggle between school, gym, and my older brothers demands. I also spend quite a bit of time online, most of it listening to music, playing games, and reading fanfics. I wish that in any possible way, I could find a way to an alternate dimension in which mlp:fim is real, and humans are nonexistent. Also favorite "super" powers: lumokinesis, which is control of light, and Mystokinesis, which is just a fancy way of saying "Magic".
Top Five background/minor character ponies in order:
1) Vinyl Scratch
2) Luna
3) Thor pony (the cider season episode, her talent is crushing the skulls of ice giants!)
4) Ditzy Doo/Derpy Hooves
5) Screw Loose

Fav of the mane cast:
Rainbow Dash (20% cooler, mother buckers!)

Scariest character:
a tie between Candace and Chrysalis
Reason: Sure, Chrysalis may be pure nightmare fuel for most, but Candace can kill or enslave others with PURE LOVE. If that dosen't scare you, nothing will.

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Just because I changed my relationship status to single and looking, does not mean I am wanting a cyber gf. I'm not that hopeless... yet.